What an odd day...

So I'm minding my own business at work, and I get a random Skype message (I tend to get these occasionally, usually from guys that go straight to my block list) from some girl in China. I was bored enough that I chatted with her for a bit.

~天涯~: 05:42:32
I dream of to go to Singapore, but did not go to over
Teck Lee Tan: 05:49:07
so how come you've never been to singapore?
~天涯~: 05:52:21
because i have no a friend in singapore now
~天涯~: 05:53:25
I have already had the friend, and that is you, Is and will plan to go to Singapore

I swear, some big burly psychopathic dude is gonna come to Singapore, hunt me down, and, I dunno, kill me or something. o_O

Then, once again, minding my own business, the sales exec walks into my office brandishing a j-porn magazine, saying: "Dude, see this? The chicks coming to the chalet look like that! I'll hook you up, man!" o_O

One more time, minding my own business at home, my dad comes in and asks me a couple things about work and school, how're you holding up, that sort of thing. Asks if I'm seeing anyone, then proceeds to ask if I'd be interested in meeting his young, good-looking, and rich colleague. o_O